nonsense17

The goverment lawmaker asked the opposition
Lawmaker,
'Who did you vote for in the last election last year?'
'I voted for the one true leader of the people',he replied.
The government lawmaker said,'And yes, you voted right!'

nonsense16

I take a matchstick out of the matchbox and light it.
Why?
I do not smoke, nor do I need a light.
When the fire dies, I put the matchstick back in the match box.
I take another matchstick and light it.
When the fire dies, I put the matchstick back in the match box.
Gradually all burnt matchsticks, replace all good matchsticks;
The matchbox with all burnt matchsticks
Remains in my hands as valuable as my life!

nonsensense15

One day I will become famous, very famous.
Cameras will flash, pens will role,
legends will sprout in my name;
Newspapers would loose readers, TV channels would loose viewers,
events would loose participants without me.
You see, I would grow busy, extremely busy then.
I would not have time to cherish the homage people and you, would pay me.
Why keep your homage waiting to be unheard? Why don't you pay homage to me now?

nonsense13

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
Hoh hoh hoh.....he laughed.

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
Hoh hoh hoh.....she laughed.

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
Hoh hoh hoh.....they laughed.

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
Hoh hoh hoh.....I laughed.

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
Hoh hoh hoh.....you laughed. Or did you not?

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
Hoh hoh hoh.....we laughed!

nonsense12

Twiddle dwiddle dwiddle
Dwiddle twiddle twiddle
Behold the magic of NoMoGrid unleashed!
The cows munched the beef
The hens gulped the chicken
The fishes needing a taste
Swam in the frying pan!
And all the men with empty bellies hissed,
What happened to all that beef?
Where is all that chicken?
What happened to the fishes
We would fry in the pan?
Twiddle dwiddle dwiddle
Dwiddle twiddlw twiddle
Hail the magic of NoMoGrid
For what mystery magics it will breed!

nonsense11

The streets are crowded-so crowded
that nothing really moves an inch,
Luxury cars to three wheelers
White collars to blue collars-all feel the pinch.
The four wheelers blame the three wheelers
The three wheelers blame the four wheelers
The two wheelers blames anyone with wheels greater than two
The hapless pedestrians blame anyone with wheels to do.
But not all-not all in the street are full of scorn
For the clever Mr. Tintuntyre
Who climbs the poles and glides along the wires
Has nothing to do with the wheel or horn!

nonsense10

I sat down to write an epic poem
For to the people The Great Poet I am
A word or two and Damn.....the pen runs dry
I grab a pencil and a line or two I try
But Damn.....the lead breaks into two
I take laptop to and finally I am into
Weaving a verse not heard in a decade
But Damn..... the battery blinks, the power is dead.
Sorry, there's no writing an epic poem today,
And what an epic that would have been to say !

nonsense9

A foreign traveller (do not ask who)
Said, 'In your city airports ther are two,
On my arrival, I landed in one,further,
On my departure I took off from another.'
Alas, the traveller did not know
The city as you and I do.
Airport there is one, the best we can say
It changes names every other day!

nonsense8

One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
And ten.

nonsense7

And they call it a city!
The taps run dry thrice a day
The roads are blocked even as I say
Lights go off when we need them dear
Sewrage is flooded after a petty shower.
And they call it a city!

Nonsense6

Bangladesh goes digital
And the electric supply too!
Zero one zero one zero one zero
Off on off on off on off-all day through.
When the fan goes off, I sweat and sweat
And all my clothes get filthy wet.
When the fan is on I strip and strip
And hang my clothes to dry in the breeze.