nonsense2

The ant said to the elephant,
One day I will be as big as you
Stampede on the ground as you do
And break the trees with my trunk just as you can.
The elephant said to the little ant,
You can be whatever I am
You can do whatever I can
Just make sure you are wearing the right underpants!

Nonsense3

What's in a chocolate box full of chocolates?
Chocolates and the wrappers of course.
What's in a chocolate box half full of chocolates?
Chocolates wrappers and a vacant hole of course.
What's in a chocolate box with no chocolates?
Well then it is not a chocolate box.

nonsense4

The analog clock said to the digital clock,
You got no hands.Have they been chopped off?
No, I need no hands to tell the time
I use 0s and 1s to draw my lines.
Well, when its five in the morning how do you tell the time
Or when it is six or seven or eight or nine?
The same way as you tell the night and day
When your long hands cross each other midway!

nonsense 1

What do you do when
it rains without a cloud in the clear sky?
Open your umbrella and
hold your head two feet high.

Nonsense5

Sometimes I get nasty headaches
And only a little pain it takes
To get me started to complain
And then more i feel the pain.

I fear my hair will recede
I fear my blood pressure will increase
My intellecutal works will never proceed
My life will be cut short every minute.

The depression creeps on me bit by bit!

I try to feel where the nasty pain is.
Is it in my head? Is it beacuse i think it is?
Is it in the sides, at the centre or deeep inside?
Is it in my thoughts my fear intertwined?

Sometimes I violently shake myself off
Hoping my stubborn headache would fall off
If only I could locate the pain in my head
I would grab it hard and kill it dead!